Tuesday, September 9, 2025

Last Trip to Piute, Perhaps 1994

NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW exactly who made the boneheaded decision to keep our crew working this late into fall—a month longer than usual. Worse yet, at just part-time. Did the order come from Toiyabe Forest headquarters? Did some faceless bureaucrat at the regional office in Ogden make the call? The reason, so we’re told, is to reduce the amount of time us bottom-of-the-pay-scale seasonal rangers can collect unemployment. To that end, since the middle of September we’ve been on this absurd six-days-on, eight-off schedule. As a rule, I’m more than happy to stay at Piute for my four days off; maybe go out for a quick overnight resupply. But now it’s mid-autumn. The days are short, the nights long, and eight days is a long time to just hang out at the cabin, especially kittyless. (I packed both cats out at the end of my brother’s annual visit and Steve took them with him back to our folks’ place in Ventura, where they’re honored guests.) So when days-off rolled around again I decided to head for the hotsprings in Saline Valley, the place where I’ve been spending a good part of my winters in recent years. It’s BLM land so camping is free, with unlimited hot water. I know people who go there at this time of year. The springs are pretty much in the middle of nowhere—a four or five hour drive from Bridgeport, depending on just how bad the bad road is. 

I was out there for almost a week, strolling around in shorts and sandals, marinating myself in the healing waters thrice daily. Lots of time in the company of old friends. I took long solo exploratory walks up desert washes and along barren basalt-flow ridges. Classic Saline: fighter jets zooming by low overhead all the day long and several really quite impressive amateur fireworks displays on Halloween. Each day it got up into the eighties—typical fall temps in the northern Mojave. Rejuvenated, I left on November second and headed back to Bridgeport for my final tour.

 

Thirty hours after bidding Saline Valley hotsprings bye-bye, I pulled up in front of the cabin and tied my horses to the hitch-rail. Talk about contrasts: from low desert to high mountains in a day’s time; T-shirt weather at not much above sea level to all bundled up at eighty-five-hundred feet, with fresh snow on the ground and ice in my mustache. 

Upon arrival I immediately had to deal with a couple of pressing problems (to be recounted shortly). We pulled in at a little after six o’clock. By the time things had settled down it was seven. And full-on dark. Dark at seven?! How could…? From June all through August, seven p.m is daytime! (I’m often fresh off work at that hour—sprawled on the gravel bar across from the cabin after my obligatory après-work river-bath.) But here it was, black as midnight; outside, a frigid 6°F. The ranger, huddled in front of crackling woodstove; both lanterns going. Truth is, aside from closing the place down I really had no business being at the cabin in November. What with the pack station boarded up and backpackers all gone home, there were zero tourists for me to educate and inform…trail-work not a viable option under present conditions. No feline friends for companionship and moral support. Nobody h’yar but this one chicken. In fact, on this night I was quite possibly the sole human animal in all of the Sierra Nevada highcountry—a surmise beguiling to one who feeds on western-style romance.

            The ride in was breathtaking. In fact, the entire day had a certain edge to it; one of those intervals of time where you know to pay extra close attention to the details. And not just feel grateful but be grateful. For everything. In addition, there’d been quite a dramatic lead-up and all the lead-up stuff added even more juice. Without question, the day’s overall “feel” was colored by the bittersweet aura that hangs over any last-trip-of-the-season to Piute—further accentuated by this also being perhaps my last stint at the cabin, period, if next year’s budget situation turns out to be as dire as projected. 

As for the aforementioned theatrical lead-up:

My final day in Saline dawned with telltale signs of a winter storm on the way. When I left at around noon the Inyo crest was partly clouded over. A stiff breeze had kicked in. When I reached Big Pine, mid-afternoon, Owens Valley was filled with haze—dust being lofted by what was now a minor gale. No more blue sky. 

After stocking up on groceries in Bishop I headed north. The first fat raindrops came down partway up Sherwin Grade. When I reached Mammoth junction it was almost dark and rain turned to snow. Minutes later it began to dump; the kind of snow that comes down at the start of relatively warm storms—soggy clumps of interlocked flakes that slam into your windshield like big bugs but with soft splat!s The storm quickly intensified into a swirling blizzard my headlights were barely able to penetrate. With wipers on not-high-enough, I grew increasingly concerned, mainly on account of having four seriously bald tires. At Crestview, the glop was starting to stick so out of caution I slowed to forty and got in the slow lane. Reno-bound semi trucks blew by me on the left, launching roostertails of slush that fanned across my windshield. When they passed I kept my eyes pointed dead ahead the whole time, hands clutching the wheel at ten and two—this, the very definition of a white-knuckle drive.

All of a sudden, a small wind-drift appeared in my headlight beam; no time to switch lanes. I plowed through it and started to spin out—jolt of adrenaline!—but corrected in time. (Good thing a semi wasn’t passing me right then….) After that little brush with mortality I switched on my hazard lights, slowed to twenty, and kept it pegged there the rest of the way to Bridgeport. Had to endure an excruciatingly slow crawl up Conway grade through that treacherous, slick-as-snot grey slush, not at all sure I had enough traction to make the summit and what then? It went on and on. The semis, slowed by the steep incline, still whizzed by like I wasn’t even moving. 

It was a huge relief to have Conway Summit in my rearview. But then there was this: my Toyota pickup had been handling strangely for some time and, whatever it was, it was getting worse. Something off with the steering—it felt stiff…sluggish. No idea what was wrong. That is, not until reaching my destination, the Forest Service warehouse outside of Bridgeport (where I park for the night and sleep in my camper when stuck in town). It’d stopped snowing. I got out, still wearing shorts and sandals. Whaaaaat?! My poor little truck’s entire undercarriage was caked with a six-inch-thick deposit of frozen road sludge—at a guess, maybe four or five hundred pounds-worth. The wheel wells were jam-packed, too, with polished grooves where the tires rubbed. Which explained the sluggish steering. Mystery solved. Got into some warm clothes pronto, heated up a can of soup in lieu of supper, and crashed fully clothed. 

Morning dawned not-fair. Not fair at all. The storm looked to be mostly over but a cold-front had come in right behind it. Temperature in the mid-teens (as indicated by breath-clouds and half-frozen water bottle). Sierra crest, buried in misty cloud; strong wind out of the north. All of which meant that my plans for the upcoming tour, such as they were, had changed. As prearranged, my supervisor and I met in the ice-cold warehouse where we hunkered by the breakroom stove and tried to come up with a plan. No one else around. Greta, who is both friend and ally as well as an excellent boss, had hopeful words regarding our crew’s return next season even though the whole budget fiasco remains unsettled. She also informed me that another, bigger storm was due to arrive later in the week and we both thought it best that I head for Piute as planned and start shutting the place down. If that storm arrived while I was still in the backcountry…well, we’d deal with that if and when it happened. There was plenty of food.

            I stopped by the office briefly, gassed up the stock truck, and finished getting my stuff together. Before heading off, I finally had a first meal of the day at a café in town. Despite off-and-on snow flurries and that miserable north wind, I had a vague hunch that the weather might improve. It was just shy of noon.

First stop: Wheeler Guard Station—that lonely looking, generally unoccupied Forest Service outpost just south of Sonora Junction that people drive past and wonder, What’s that place for? Long ago it was sort of a fire station; nowadays, it serves as temporary quarters for rangers and trail crew, with fenced pastures where FS livestock can be kept. On my way out last week, I’d dropped off the horses there. (By agreement, Leavitt Meadows Pack Station boards my horses when I’m away but they’d just closed up shop for the winter.) Red and Valiente were in the narrow strip of pasture just below the highway—not who-knows-where way out in back—so it was an easy catch. Got them brushed, curried, and saddled while they munched on grain, then loaded them in the stock truck and pressed on. A mile farther up the road at the 395/108 Junction, Caltrans had already put up a big sign announcing “Sonora Pass Closed—8 Miles Ahead.” 

Something felt off as soon as I turned onto Highway 108. All summer, there’s a steady stream of vehicles going both ways but, today—nary a soul. The roadway was clear as far as the eye could see, completely deserted…a creepy, post-apocalypse kind of deserted. One lone set of tire tracks cut through the last few patches of unmelted snow on the pavement and these apparently turned off at the Marine Corps Training Center only a couple of miles in. Past Pickel Meadows, entering the canyon: more snow on the road, no tire tracks. Leavitt Meadows Campground, closed. Camp hosts’ trailer, gone. Trailhead parking lot, empty. And, sure enough, the iron gate just beyond the pack station had been swung shut and locked. It was one p.m. when I parked the stock truck in the pull-out opposite a freshly vacated pack station. Offloaded the horses and finished packing. Red and Val were calm but alert, with an air of expectancy about them. I knew that look and what it signified. They were saying, in all but words, C’mon! Let’s hit the road, Jack, and get this over with! Like me, they were ready to go home. To be back home. 

Off into the wintry wilds we went. 

            The trip in was exceptional in many ways. I’ve traversed this eleven miles of dusty backcountry byway on horseback probably a hundred times now. At least a hundred. A few of them with patchy snow on the ground, yes, but never before had I laid down first tracks on a blanket of virgin winter snow. Never before had I gone in this late in the season, never when it was this cold, and never for maybe the last time. 

Right after we set out the cloud cover started to break up. The Sun’s improbable return was first announced by dramatic god-rays shining down through gaps in the ceiling. Blue sky followed, then full sunshine most welcome. An austere winter day had transformed into post-Indian-summer fall at its finest before my very eyes. West-facing slopes and mountainsides, with their newly lit carpet of fresh snow, went from a uniform dull shade of bluish-grey to blindingly radiant snow-white. The resurrected Sun, seemingly too low in the sky for early afternoon and farther south than it should be, cast long shadows I’d never seen before. Day-old snow weighed down shrubs and hung in trees. Ice clung to the slow-moving river’s margins. Climbing out of Leavitt Meadows, we entered timbered country and that cruel north wind turned to cruel breeze. I was glad to be wearing my leather chaps and Forest Service-issue Filson wool coat. 

Though utterly familiar, my surroundings at times felt alien—almost as if I were somewhere I’d never been before; a strange sensation. But my disorientation wasn’t simply due to things looking different under a blanket of immaculate snow. The novel lighting also contributed. Having just come from the desert probably played a part as well. Then factor in the potent combination of pure silence/pure solitude augmented by dangerously low temperatures, plus knowing that I was entirely on my own if there was trouble. Taken together, all these dynamics produced a mild euphoria. I felt a distinct connection with my equine cohorts as we were sharing this adventure, as a team. There was anticipation; an eagerness to see whatever lay around the next bend and the next—again, almost as if I were surveying this country for the first time. Trailside junipers and pine saplings wore the guise of Christmas trees. (See: Wind had already blown most of the snow off branches and twigs leaving rounded mounds reminiscent of Yule-tree ornaments at leafy branch tips. Scores of long needle-bundles shed by Jeffrey pines dangled from naked twigs, a fair proxy for tinsel.) To top off this Yuletide atmosphere, any stray shafts of light that managed to squeeze through the thick foliage overhead were filled with glitter—sparks of light made by solar photons bouncing off all those snowflakes drifting down from the wind-blown treetops. 

From the back of a moving horse, all this chance decorativeness in the exotic slanting afternoon light of November made for an enthralling show. Time and again I felt the muscles of my half-numb face contracting in irrepressible grins…a lone witness to Creation going slack-jawed at the sight of minor miracles left and right. Everything that I saw along the way—each vignette, every vista—I’d already gazed upon a hundred times before and found beautiful. Each and every time. But regular beautiful; not this queer, ‘nother-worldly beautiful.

            Two miles in, at Lane Lake. No otters this time around, alas. But, for consolation, nine coots. Alarmed by our sudden arrival all nine half-paddled-half-flew in cootish fashion away from the near shore, shattering the exquisite silence and my deep reverie. (Every October, who knows why, coots show up at this lake.) 

Then came two small groves of white fir, separated by a quarter mile; the only pure stands of fir trees this trail passes through. Even in mid-summer, little light penetrates a white fir forest’s compact foliage so it felt cloistered and distinctly winterlike passing through. Suddenly it was January. Dropped the reins over Red’s saddlehorn so I could pocket both hands—no gloves, alas!—and, since Stetson hats don’t cover numb ears, I folded a spare handkerchief into a broad headband that did the job. 

Modest spring-fed streams bisect both groves. Both were entirely frozen over. I retrieved the reins knowing that Red, who’s easily spooked, might refuse to cross. But after a lengthy head-down-ears-up examination (and with some urging on my part) Red crashed his way through—on tiptoes with eyes rolled back in rank fear. Valiente, an old hand who’s seen it all, barely noticed. 

Later, something else caught my eye: off to the side of the trail, curious meandering “grooves” in the snow’s surface. I’d seen these things before, near the cabin, always following early winter storms in September or October; inch-wide, shallow grooves that wandered hither and thither. They were the work of voles—abundant but seldom-seen meadow-dwelling rodents, like fat mice with beady little eyes, tiny ears, and a short tail. Voles stay hidden by tunneling through thick grass rather than burrowing into the soil like moles and gophers. When snow comes they leave their grass-tunnels and travel abroad with impunity. These half-pipe channels, typically seen only after the first storm or two of the season, are the end result of voles tunneling through two- or three-inch-thick layers of settled snow. After a day or two in the sun these narrow channels’ roofs begin to sag, leaving networks of what appear to be little furrows. (I finally figured out what caused them after watching coyotes harvesting voles out in the meadow, right after early snowstorms—seemingly at their leisure. And connected the dots.) 

            The sun set over the high ridgetop before we got to Lower Piute Meadows (two miles yet to go) and it got even colder; in the low teens now, judging by a growing build-up of ice in my mustache. On steep uphills, clouds of moist breath billowed from the horses’ nostrils. My toes had been dead for a while; wriggling didn’t help so I finally got off and walked. The trail was trackless save for a single set of coyote prints that periodically veered off into the woods only to reappear later. 

            Got to Upper Piute Meadows with last light on the peaks and forded a slack river that was almost completely frozen over in places. The horses crunched through the thin ice and a couple of minutes later stood steaming at the hitch-rail. First I unloaded Valiente and lugged his pack-boxes over to the porch, then removed their saddles and blankets and carried them to the saddle rack. It was a tremendous relief to be home and start getting moved back in. After being gone a week, I knew it would be cold in the cabin when we arrived. But the thick log walls absorb heat during the day and hold it well so it came as a bit of a shock to find that the inside was even colder than I’d expected—somewhere between refrigerator and freezer. (The thermometer just outside read 10°F.) I lit one Coleman lantern and quick got a fire going in the wood stove but went right back out to feed hungry horses. Hauled a bucketful of alfalfa pellets over to the hitch- rail and unbuckled their halters, leaving them dangling from the rail. Red and Val followed me over to the round corral and walked right in. I dumped the pellets in one of the mangers and, smiling, stood there for a minute watching them eat.

Back at the cabin I hung the halters on their nails, swung the door open…and stopped dead in my tracks. The interior was filled with smoke. My initial reaction, mute, was the wordless equivalent of an all-caps, triple-exclamation point power-expletive. Right on its heels, addressed to my person with Zen-like calm: You. Forgot. To clean. The chimney cap. You were supposed to take care of that, remember?

Shortly before my departure the stove was acting up. Drafting poorly. Those last few days, right after lighting a fire this foul-smelling white smoke would begin to waft up through the joints around the stove-lids—sure sign of a clogged chimney cap. Once the fire got going it quit smoking and seemed okay. So I let it slide. Standing there in the doorway, I recalled having said to myself, more than once, I’ll deal with this…later. Well, it was now later and now it was too late. I needed warmth. And soon. Time to take care of business. I took a deep breath and went in, leaving the door wide open.

Smoke was spewing out from around all six stove-lids. Kill fire! Need water! The drinking-water bucket by the door had a thick layer of ice on top. After breaking it up with a hammer and pulling out the biggest chunks I doused the fire with a few scoopfuls of slushy water, sending up clouds of powdery gray ash that proceeded to settle on every horizontal surface. A couple more scoops of water killed the still-smoldering pile of kindling (or so I thought). I propped a couple of windows open.

Now for the hard part.

            With the little plastic flashlight I keep bedside clasped in my teeth I fetched an old aluminum ladder from behind the cabin, brushed the snow off it (in my hurry, bare-handed) and then propped it up against the south side of the gabled roof. Got out of my wet, slick-soled packer boots in exchange for an old pair of lug-soled Sorrel snow boots I’d retrieved from the loft. The air was still pretty opaque. Next: I grabbed a hefty hunk of firewood from the pile behind the stove and headed back out. Clove-hitched the wood to one end of a fifty-foot rope and tied the other end around the trunk of a big lodgepole pine, after which I went halfway up the ladder and flung the weighted rope-end over the roof’s crest. This would serve as my safety line for the last bit. Back in the cabin, I poured more water on the still-smoldering fire, sending up fresh clouds of ash-laden steam. Grabbed a few tools and headed out the door.

            Here’s the situation: The metal chimney, which emerges halfway up the steep roof’s north-facing side, isn’t accessible by ladder. At present the roof held four inches of heavy snow that, due to the cabin’s residual heat,  melted a bit as it was accumulating and then froze. This partial melting created a layer of ice at the snowpack’s base, making for a fiendishly slick surface. But, luckily, several two-by-four studs nailed horizontally to the roof’s south face would enable me to reach the crest and access the chimney cap. These makeshift cleats, held on by sixteen-penny nails nailed right through several layers of cedar shingles, were vestiges of a big re-shingle job I did back in ’88 at the outset of my first season at Piute. A bear had broken into the cabin early that spring by climbing up a deep snowdrift and clawing a bear-sized hole right through the inch-thick roof planking. (In the process, it raked off a lot of tarpaper and a large number of shingles.) Getting myself from the ladder onto the cleat beneath the southerly skylight in my floppy snow boots was a bit dicey but once there I could stand up straight, keeping all my weight over my feet. The improvised safety line wasn’t much use on this side but did help with balance. From atop the skylight (a slippery scramble) I scraped snow off the crest before straddling it. Tied a loop in the line and slid one arm through up to my elbow; if I lost footing, this would provide a marginally adequate belay. And I did in fact slip, lowering off the north-side skylight but—lucky me!—slid only a foot or so before coming to rest, crotch astride stovepipe with a death-grip on the rope. With tension from the safety line I was able to get in position: one foot up against the base of the chimney and the other on the skylight’s bottom rim. Not dropping my wrench made it a cinch to remove the stovepipe cap which was indeed completely clogged with soot and creosote. The screwdriver was an ideal tool for scraping it out. And I did all this, remember, with a plastic flashlight in my mouth.

To play it safe, before lowering back down I tied the rope off to one of the chimney struts. Good thing! When my foot made contact with the two-by-four it popped off and slid to the ground. I knew the cleat was compromised; it felt loose underfoot when I first stood on it but hadn’t failed simply because my weight was pressing downwards—a different angle of force. Unbeknownst to me, organic debris had been building up behind it and years of freeze-thaw gradally levered the thing off its moorings. Shaken, I got my feet under me, stood up, and swung over to the next cleat. Standing on that top ladder rung, I experienced yet another wave of relief (fourth or maybe fifth in just over a day’s time). Not to make light of what happened—this self-inflicted escapade’s finale rivaled in seriousness rappelling off a climb at night during a storm. My technical climbing skills didn’t just come in handy. I couldn’t have pulled it off without them. 

Clearing that stovepipe cap broke probably half a dozen rules in the Forest Service Safety Manual. Maybe more. Well, I made it down; half-froze but fully unscathed. Mission accomplished. The cabin had mostly cleared out by this time so I built a new fire, leaving the door and windows wide open. Heated water for tea on the propane stove. And then I took that mug of orange pekoe, plopped myself down in the rusty old metal chair with folded-up towel for a seat-pad, and pulled up close the woodstove. I huddled there for some time, thawing out my hands and reliving the highpoints of a spectacular day—basking in the glow that comes with having just cheated death.  

Those few minutes hunkered-down by the antique woodstove sipping strong black tea were about as close to undiluted contentment as this cowboy gets. 


 

©2025Tim Forsell                                             4 November 1994, 8 Sep 2025 

                                                                                                

Monday, July 14, 2025

Piute Log...New Houseguest 1999

 More on the sort of minor inconveniences that come with living in the wilderness….

26 Sep (Sun)     The last few nights a woodrat has been lurking around, making lots of racket. Lucky for me, I’ve been sleeping really hard of late so only wake up a little then fall right back to sleep. But I clearly recall being here back when JD and then Jim Kohman was the ranger—that is, pre-cats-at-Piute era—and waking up in the night to what sounded like a team of mice up in the loft engaged in soccer practice. I’d lay awake for an hour or so with the pillow folded over my head before finally drifting off again. Tedious. (Something about on-again-off-again, rustling-type sounds made by living things makes them hard to sleep through.) Woodrats, though, are somethin’ else entire. The first night or two I heard it scurrying across the roof and up’n’down the rear wall. Back and forth it went. But last night the gosh-darn thing managed to get in the cabin. (Heard it rearranging the woodpile.) When I woke up, Shitbird, lead Piute RPO [Rodent Patrol Officer; spoof on Forest Service use of acronyms for job positions], was down there sniffing around and gazing intently into the space behind the tall cabinet. I shone the flashlight in there but saw no fresh, jumbo-sized rodent turds. Funny thing is, despite all the ruckus, I can’t really tell where the sound is coming from. And don’t even know how this rat’s getting in. Those gaps under the eaves? Nah…I doubt there’s any one place big enough that a critter larger than a deermouse could squeeze through. (If it’s a particularly audacious woodrat, the thing might be coming through the cat door.) Note: Shitbird has caught—and eaten—young wood rats, in the past. Lucy, who’s been sleeping by my head since it turned cold, seems to be ignoring the thing entirely. So this might be one of them ferocious, bull-woodrats. (They can get to be surprisingly large; Peterson field guide says up to twenty ounces!) Alls I can say is, I wish it’d GO AWAY. ◦◦◦◦◦

Left the cabin for my four days off, taking the cats.(Various end-of-season duties would keep me away too long to leave them at the cabin on their own so they got to spend the next few weeks living at the FS warehouse in town.) Upon my return, more rodent shenanigans:

1 Oct (Fri)     ◦◦◦◦◦ That blankety-blank-blank woodrat really went to town tonight. It apparently moved in whilst I was gone and straightaway got into the catfood tin—pried the lid off no problemo and hauled off a pound or so of kitty kibble, caching it somewhere. One mystery solved: she/he comes in through the cat-door. I’d duct-taped it shut before leaving the cabin when I left last Sunday and upon returning found that the varmint had chewed a hole through the Visqueen® that I’d taped over the glassless window pane above the shelf by the stove. Anyway, this time it kept me awake for what seemed like hours. These critters are loud! ◦◦◦◦◦

Two days later:

3 Oct (Sun)     Woodrat kept me awake again, clawing at the (re)plastic-covered window. I’d hear it, wake up, shine the flashlight…it’d skitter off. Minutes later, rat’s back and I’d wake up again. Finally got smart: got up, went outside and, with a full gallon can of white gas set on the window sill, covered up the glassless pane such that “Super Raton” (Lorenzoism) can’t even get to the plastic. Didn’t exactly work as planned, though: the rest of the night it clawed and scratched and scrabbled around the gas can, making claw-on-metal sounds that were even more aggravating. Incredibly persistent creatures they are! This morning, went up into the loft to see if there was any obvious damage and found that, while I was gone, my intruder had gotten into the cardboard box full of toilet paper rolls and had shredded a half dozen of ‘em. (Never just one. Rodents always have to sample the whole lot….) So, in some dark corner of the loft there’s likely a well-appointed rat nest of made of shredded TP and stocked with a winter’s worth of kitty krunchies. Guess I have me a new housemate.

Left the cabin again a couple of days later, after properly blocking off the entry points. Apparently, this did the trick—there was no sign that my new housemate had been in the cabin when I returned three weeks later to shut the place down for the winter. Thank god. It was a real relief to not have to worry about what sort of disaster I’d find waiting for me upon returning in the spring. 

 

 

                ©2025 Tim Forsell                                                                           12 Jul 2025                                 

Monday, June 23, 2025

Let Us Now Pray

             

PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM CLINICAL DEPRESSION tend to be a bit incredulous when the doctor informs them that their symptoms might stem from a chemical imbalance in parts of the brain linked to emotion and reward. Speaking for myself, it took a while to come around to the idea that my own decade-long struggle with depression could be the result of a measly chemical imbalance. Antidepressant meds got me back on track and I began doing some research on my own which, together, opened the door to a fresh outlook on life in general and a brand new perspective. I slowly began to grasp the implications behind the fact that how we perceive and respond to the world around us is based on the proper distribution of key signaling molecules—that is, neurotransmitters like serotonin and dopamine; organic compounds synthesized in our gut (of all places). But wait! This meant that my sense of reality is based entirely on chemistry! Which seemed outlandish, at least at first; so removed from my experience of the everyday world. But now, after years spent getting a good solid handle on microbiology, I know that our very being is contingenton routine cellular activities—on untold numbers of staggeringly complex, frenzied proceedings that take place without cease in each of our sixty-trillion-odd cells. Up to and including that final breath. 

A basic grasp of brain chemistry got me thinking about some curious attributes of human consciousness—one of them being our unsung, under-appreciated power to at least partially bury memories of terrible events. While it can often lead to problems farther down the road, memory suppression allows us to leave past trauma and torment behind; to move through and beyond the crippling grief of losing a loved one. Otherwise, how could we go on? Our sadness would consume us. 

As incredible as this may seem, our ability to repress painful memories is, like other forms of emotional response, a direct function of neurotransmitter activity in the prefrontal cortex. Think of it.

The same goes for one another unique feature of our humanity: the capacity to experience an inscrutable emotion we call awe. The sheer ablility to stand before something and feel unbridled, slack-jawed amazement is one of those things we tend to take as a given, without ever pausing to consider what it might stem from. In any case, being able to feel awed is another one of those distinctly human attributes that has to be buffered through some form of chemical intervention—out of simple bio-necessity. And why would that be? Well, if not somehow kept in check, we’d see everything as through the eyes of a newborn babe. The world would continually be new to us. Clearly, this wouldn’t do; walking out the door to go pick up a few groceries would often result in not making it as far as the sidewalk. Sunlight illuminating the veins in a tree’s delicate leaves, say, or some leggy insect resting on an open flower would be more than enough to induce a state of rapt wonder, complete with sappy grin, some giggling…maybe even a tear or two. Everyone would continually be late for work. We’d miss appointments, walk into oncoming traffic, forget to feed the dog. 

One thing I’ve learned during thirty-plus years of studies focused, very specifically, on Life-as-phenomenon: human consciousness remains an utter enigma—a nut that some top-flight scientists believe will never be cracked. To be sure, neuroscience has seen spectacular advances in recent decades (think cognitive psychology, brain imaging, and the mapping of neural circuits to name just a few). But consider this: there’s a widespread belief among lay people that most if not all scientific disciplines are more advanced than they actually are. The current state of neuroscience being a perfect example. In truth, and in spite of all the buoyant claims made by science writers and podcasters, much of what we know about the brain and how it works is incomplete or provisional. There will doubtless be surprising developments in coming years, a number of them completely unforeseen. Some of these findings will eclipse or overturn current views. I mention all this because it’s important to understand that, when it comes to the human brain, we’re in the-more-we-learn-the-less-we-know territory.

If I’m right in my surmises about the connection between brain chemistry and perception, I expect that neuroscientists working in the field of childhood development will, in the not-too-distant future discover something along these lines: Starting around the age of fourteen months, a genetically predetermined influence involving the allocation of neurotransmitters begins to censor inputs into a toddler’s burgeoning sensory systems. The upshot being that, right around the time a child is taking its first steps, the measured introduction of a neurochemical cocktail begins to have a dampening effect on its five rapidly developing senses, thus quelling further unconstrained responses to the miracle of Creation. The object? To forestall constantly being diverted by sensorial “shiny objects.” From an evolutionary-fitness standpoint this is a good thing, allowing the human animal to focus on, shall we say, more important matters. (Such as: Keep busy! Get those jobs done!) (Or, once upon a time, Watch out for big cat!) Similar to constructive forgetfulness, this sophisticated neurological adjustment in early childhood cuts out superfluous distractions, increasing each individual’s chances of reaching reproductive age. And thereby helping insure the survival of our species as a whole. 

All of us come into this world with physical, mental, and social shortcomings along with a few other nonstandard features. My own list includes myopia, gum disease, and an iffy back along with this rather unfortunate flaw: one of those multipurpose sensory filters never developed in full and, as a result, I can scarcely tolerate any number of trivial annoyances—things that other people either tune out or don’t even notice. Then there’s the indiscriminate crankiness that comes with finding myself unable (or unwilling) to stomach many aspects of modern life. Like everyone else, I was born with a more or less fixed temperament and my own zesty array of baked-in quirks. I inherited from my mother’s side of the family a propensity to ponder and brood. For a natural-born pragmatic realist, chronic pessimism comes with the territory and is my cross to bear. Another central feature of my mental make-up: a pervasive undercurrent of sorrow, reflecting my longstanding generalized disappointment in the human race. 

On the lighter side, I was very fortunate to have been born with several priceless gifts: Insatiable curiosity. A natural a love of nature and deep appreciation for all things beautiful. I enjoy being alone, am very easily entertained, and have never known boredom. In spite of my unremitting sunny pessimism, these more life-affirming qualities have barely faded over the years. I take great comfort in knowing that we’re surrounded, always, by commonplace marvels; simple things that come alive and enrich us whenever we choose to open ourselves to them. I remain eternally grateful for being stirred by the ordinary and mundane stuff-of-life: the sound of silence; the lush sheen of an apple’s skin; the scent of moist earth; well-used, well-maintained wooden-handled tools.  

Many aspects of our fast-paced world have shown themselves to be incompatible with a healthy society. Our daily lives are overtaxed by too much stimulation. Thanks to an never-ending string of technological innovations, many of Nature’s most stubborn trade secrets have been revealed. The Web came along and changed everything, forever—the universe is, almost literally, at our fingertips. And thanks to internet algorithms people get to live in reality-bubbles of their own making. Another side effect of instantly accessible information is a sort of ennui. This nameless malaise, just one of many unanticipated offshoots of the Tech Age, has symptoms that include diminished passion and curiosity; a shrunken attention span; feelings of isolation and generic sadness. Often, a look of terminal boredom that isn’t just written in the face. There’s a marked indifference towards those run-of-the-mill miracles I speak of. Someone carrying a phone probably won’t even notice the roses, much less stop to inhale their luxuriant fragrance. (As like as not, they’re staring intently at the palm of their hand.) Some of us find this compulsion to “interface” with the world by way of a hand-held, battery-powered go-between rather than interacting with it directly very strange indeed. 

 

Some years back, an old friend and I were talking about the information revolution. About how contemporary culture has morphed into something we barely recognize; how bewildering it all is. It hardly bares mentioning that our harmless tirade was that of two dinosaurs, relics of a bygone era—a faraway time that digital natives find quaint at best. I recall one (thought) original and rather clever take on our current predicament, when my friend Rodman began to riff on the idea that everyone should be kneeling before their phones or laptops at least once a day. To ceremoniously offer up heartfelt prayers of gratitude to that all-powerful all-knowing god, S I L I C O.  

   

 

                        ©2025Tim Forsell                                                       6 Feb 2015, 23 Jun 2025

Sunday, June 1, 2025

Piute Log...Happy's Big Day 1989

 This entry concerns a calico barn cat who, out of sheer desperation, chose to have her kittens in the back of my truck. “Happy” resided in the loft of the old barn at the Forest Service staff housing facility/former ranger station, five miles north of Bridgeport. Happy didn’t belong to anyone so far as I could tell but wasn’t feral. (A nice kitty,  she was no longer around when I returned the following spring; hopefully, someone adopted her.) ◦◦◦◦◦ Two days before, I’d been stung on the back of my hand by a yellowjacket. I didn’t have anything like an anaphylactic reaction but my entire right hand swelled up and itched like the devil; enough to put me out of commission for three or four days. ◦◦◦◦◦ I recorded this incident with a cool detachment, as mere curiosity—probably because it had little to do with ranger-world. I’m a bit surprised, reading it all these years later, that I didn’t even try to describe my actual reaction: wonderment. I recall a fleeting exaltation; as if I’d just actively participated in, and not just briefly witnessed, a minor miracle. (Next morning, I hustled up a cardboard box and a bunch of rags and put this improvised cat-nest up in the barn loft. After transferring the kittens, Happy seemed fine with their new accomodations.) 

7 Sep (Thu)     A day wasted futzing around town. Would’ve taken sick leave but the horses needed to be moved to Wheeler—something I could do one-handed. Martin and Brian and I blew most of the day making two leisurely trips with the stock truck and two-horse trailer. In the afternoon we did the safety checks on the trucks and washed them just to kill time. Martin seems to be going through some sort of existential crisis, I think related to lack-o’-woman. After work, he came over to the barn (where I’ve been staying while stuck in town) and we had us a long palaver sitting on my tailgate. A very pregnant Happy-Cat came over while we were talking and jumped up on the tailgate with us, acting all friendly, and explored my camper. Not like her at all. She’s usually pretty aloof but, when it suits her, can be quite friendly. (She’ll allow herself to be petted but never picked up.) It was full dark by the time Martin took off. I was famished at this point so drove to the Cedar Inn for solo pizza. By the time I got back to the barn it was beddy-by time. I crawled into the camper and proceeded to spread out my sleeping bag, which is generally left crammed into a big wad up against the back wall. Well, I grabbed the foot of the bag and pulled it toward me and there was Happy-Cat. She’d stowed away when I was talking with Martin and somehow burrowed into the thing and popped out kittens while I was eating pizza. It was pretty dim in there but I could see by the lights of the DR’s [District Ranger] house across the way. My bag was covered with blood and slime and kitty-afterbirth. A bunch of little wet rats, brand new. Two of them were dead; these, I unceremoniously tossed into the willows by the coral before folding the bag back over the family. Happy was totally absorbed in licking her newborns dry when I left them. Deal with it in the morning. Crashed in Lorenzo’s trailer.

 

            →  8 hours wasted       →  3 trucks washed (pointless)      →  4 new kittens

 

          ©2025 Tim Forsell                                                                          27 May 2025                  

Monday, March 24, 2025

Yosemite, 1989: Insects Rule

 Back in the 1980s and 90s, I was spending a good part of each year in Yosemite; a month or more at a stretch. My first long stay was in the spring of 1979, shortly after I dropped out of college. This was a life-changing experience in so many ways—one of my life’s highpoints. But after six weeks in the Valley I was burned out on Camp 4’s crowded squalor and my peanut butter-based diet, not to mention traffic and tourists. Truth be told, while I loved being there, living in the Valley had many downsides and I probably would  have given up on the multi-week stays if not for stumbling on an ideal compromise. ◦◦◦◦◦ Right after that first trip I moved to Colorado. Three years later, I was back in California and settled in the Eastern Sierra. May, 1984 found me back in the Valley again. This time around, I ended up staying in Upper Pines with a bunch of climbers from Wyoming. Unbeknownst to me, an old climbing buddy was part of this gang. One day Lars showed up in camp, fresh off El Capitan, and straightaway invited me to join him and his partner for a celebratory dinner with friends. These friends were park employees, a couple who lived just outside the Valley at some place I’d never even heard of called Foresta. ◦◦◦◦◦ Foresta turned out to be little more than an enclave of private properties surrounded by park land. We drove there in Lars’s beater VW van. Heading toward Crane Flat on 120, he turned off onto an unsigned road almost invisible from the highway. Dropping steeply at first, the narrow road wound its way through thick forest before skirting an open meadow with a picturesque old barn. Unpaved spurs led to quaint cabins you could just make out through the trees. I remember being amazed: here was a serene idyll, less than thirty minutes by slow-moving van from the mad rush of Yosemite Village. ◦◦◦◦◦ On our way in we’d passed a small clearing. Lars pointed out a barely visible two-track at the far side of the clearing that led off into dense timber and offhandedly mentioned having camped back there a few times. ◦◦◦◦◦ So that’s the back-story on how I turned into a Valley commuter, bandit-camping along Foresta Road. I subsequently found two more places where I could park my Toyota pickup for the night, safely hidden from view. Later I began posting up farther down the road; past the last of the summer cabins, past where the patched pavement ended, right out in the open. (Getting to this, my favorite spot entailed driving past seven signs whose principal message was No Camping Allowed.) ◦◦◦◦◦ It so happened that my future Forest Service supervisor, “Lucky” Lorenzo Stowell, shared a cabin in Foresta with his girlfriend, Laurel—a YNP Wilderness ranger. I’d drop in on them from time to time. Lars’s friends, Mark and Noreen, became my friends, too. I gradually became acquainted with other residents, along with the patrol ranger who, upon learning that I worked for Lorenzo, hinted that he’d look the other way if he saw my truck parked along the road. I was in! From then on I didn’t even attempt to hide. Sometimes I’d be joined by friends. That favorite spot I just mentioned was a half mile below Foresta at the historic McCauley’s Ranch, where I’d park my truck beside a fenced meadow. It was an exceptionally tranquil spot…no one else around. How lucky can you get? I had a free place to stay in Yosemite, away from the Valley’s crowds and clamor. Sometimes—on holiday weekends when the Valley was crazy or when I needed to give my body a break—I’d spend entire days just hanging out naked by Crane Creek on polished granite slabs. And this went on for over a decade. That’s a whole lot of glory days. ◦◦◦◦◦ The following piece is one among the dozen or so rough sketches I cranked out during a month-long trip to Yosemite in the spring of 1989. This is the first of them, with more to follow. They’re not all centered on climbing but were written for an audience familiar with technical rock climbing and climber slang. This shouldn’t cause too much confusion. ◦◦◦◦◦ A few things deserve clarification. Readers unfamiliar with my background might wonder why this lunatic is climbing alone, without ropes and equipment. Well…it’s complicated. For many years I was a solo climber, like Alex Honnald. The insane things Honnald has done on film make it even harder to explain to a non-climber what motivates a person to risk their life doing something that could kill them—as a form of recreation. Honnald, top dog in an extreme sport, is in a league of his own. My own accomplishments pale in comparison but they share a common thread—if you fall, you die. Race-car drivers walk away from fiery crashes; solo climbers get no second chances. ◦◦◦◦◦ My own case is quite unusual, actually. I’d been at the sport for only a year and a half when I started climbing without ropes, which is almost unheard of. This was 1978. I was twenty. For me, it was all about the joy of movement; of being unencumbered by gear. And not being dependent on partners to do what I wanted to do, when I wanted. I was drawn to the purity of style and total commitment factor. (The ever-present possibility of death appealed very much to the exceedingly idealistic person I was back then.) For over thirty years I went about my business knowing that every climb could be my last. This sense of being on borrowed time colored everything I did and gave being alive a real edge. Anyone who’s gone through cancer treatment or survived a near-fatal accident knows the feeling. ◦◦◦◦◦ This may sound strange, but climbing without protection forced me to be very conservative. Because I wasn’t pushing myself the way climbers routinely do when they have a rope to catch falls, I never fully tapped my technical proficiency and tended to stick to routes with relatively large, secure holds. On the other hand, only a few years into it I started doing routes “on-sight”—the climbers’ term for “with no prior knowledge”—that were near my lead-limit (that is, nearly as difficult as anything I’d attempt to “lead” with rope protection). This, too, is highly unusual, even among soloists far more talented than myself. ◦◦◦◦◦ Needless to say, unroped climbing is a highly personal pursuit. For me, purity-of-intent was of utmost importance. This is a game where ego-gratification and a desire for recognition can literally be fatal so I went to some lengths to remain unknown. In fact, only a few close friends had the slightest idea what I was up to. By 1988 I was frequently on-sight soloing climbs near or at my lead limit (5.10) without so much as telling anyone where I was going. Some of these were long routes—in Yosemite, from valley floor to rim. By then I’d taken to carrying a pair of lightweight ropes for rappelling from the top of routes with no walk-off descent or for swift escapes. This opened up a whole new arena and upped the ante, risk-wise. While I scared myself plenty of times there were never any close calls. But as time went by it grew increasingly clear that I was pushing my luck and that, eventually, I was going to make that one mistake. Here’s what saved me: Toward the end of this month-long trip I twisted my ankle. This was a bad sprain and over the next year or so I reinjured the thing many times, never allowing it enough time to heal properly. As it turned out, this bum ankle more or less put an end to my serious solo climbing phase. And extended my life expectancy by decades.

 

Insects Rule

 

Lucky me: another high-spring sojourn in Yosemite Valley. Once more, I have the good fortune of finding myself in one of the most sublimely beautiful places on Earth. Not only that, I’m here at the perfect hour—winter fading into spring—with an entire month to witness the slow drama of life’s return. I know from my first long stay here ten years back that enduring some wet weather at the outset makes what comes after even better. And now, right now, it’s all happening at once: Bird song from dawn to dusk. And, pretty much wherever you happen to be, the sound of moving water. All the falls are raging. Animals big and small are back on the prowl; countless seeds have germinated. Stately oaks are leafing out. (Dogwoods!) Just like that, the grays and browns and tans have given way to thirty shades of green. In May, the air here is an elixir. It’s like food.

The one down-side: bugs. As of today, insects rule. One onslaught after another. At this time of year some new variety of six-legged annoyance makes its annual debut practically overnight. Each new arrival quickly makes its presence known, dominates the scene for a time, then begins to fade into the background as your focus turns to the latest batch of buzzing-biting whatevers. You accept the fact that every heaven-on-Earth comes with a price.

After I showed up (April 21st) it rained off and on for several days, during which time it snowed at least a little each day. Frost in the mornings. Then it warmed up a bit, with periods of scattered showers and intermittent sun. In other words, typical spring weather for these parts; not great for climbing to be sure but it knocked the mosquitoes and flies on their asses. The truth is, bugs weren’t really an issue until maybe ten days ago, when spring came on full bore. In short order each of the tribes regrouped, bent on making up for lost time. It’s been bad ever since. I can live with it.

A week after my arrival the sun came up in a cloudless sky for the first time. I’ve been staying at my usual spot down below Foresta. After breakfast I headed into the Valley and whiled away the hours doing four of the old classic routes on Sunnyside Bench—getting back in the groove. Drove to the village after and bought some food. 

By the time I got back to McCauley’s it was almost dark. A wave of warm, moist  air hit me as I climbed out of the cab. Crickets cricketing. I opened the camper hatch, dropped the tailgate, switched the overhead light on,  and went back to the cab to deal with the pile of gear and get stuff organized. A couple of minutes later, I was about to crawl into the camper and get supper started but stopped in my tracks. What’s this? What are those delicate flickering shadows on the tailgate? Ducking down, I peered in. 

Oh, dear. A couple of hundred tiny flies, give or take a few dozen, were circling the light in a mad swirl—little brown jobbies known in outdoorsy circles as “face flies.” The ones that travel in flocks, don’t seem to eat, never rest; that don’t bite or even so much as land on your person; whose specialty is hovering about the head, with sporadic nose-dives into ear canals or up nostrils. As harmless pests go, they’re annoying in the extreme. (Glasses wearers can count on one getting penned behind a lens and, while trying to escape, ricocheting off the old eyeball a few times.) Seeing as how they hadn’t shown up on previous evenings, this was probably their first hatch of the year. 

I remained calm. Not my first bug-rodeo, after all! Fortunately, this is one type of insect invasion that has a simple remedy. (I came up with it on my own but no doubt others have as well.) My butane-canister camp lantern was right there in the gear crate. I lit it, set it on the ground about ten feet away, and killed the overhead. While the decoy did its work I sat in the dark on my little folding chair, sipping a beer, and watched as a new bug-cloud formed around the lantern globe. I wondered—not for the first time—if insects drawn compulsively to bright lights head for the moon when it rises. 

Fifteen tranquil minutes went by. It was well past suppertime and hunger drove me back into the camper. After turning the lantern off I crawled in, pulled up the tailgate, and dropped the hatch. Switching the light back on, I was greeted by maybe a hundred stragglers, all of whom resumed doing figure-eights around the twenty-five watt incandescent bulb. Now, I typically prepare my dinner on a cutting board placed on the floor right in front of the tailgate, which is usually down. I sit cross-legged right behind the cutting board, my head almost touching the low ceiling and about a foot away from the light. This put my face within the intruders’ orbital path so they were bouncing off my glasses and forehead. Nope, unh-uh…this isn’t going to work. So, before getting out my dinner stuff, I wadded up a couple of paper towels and proceeded to kill flies—slapping the wadded-up towels against the ceiling, all around the light. Mangled carcasses drifted down and accumulated on the floor in a roughly circular patch. When all but a handful of plucky survivors were dead I swept the casualties into a small pile with my whisk broom. I was slightly shocked by how many there were. Staring at the little pile, I had a passing thought that, all in all, they looked pretty nourishing. Pure protein…. That snapped me right out of my calorie-deprived reverie and with one fell whisk I sent them all into that gap between the truck bed and the tailgate. It’s not as if I was seriously considering sprinkling dead face flies on my cheese-and-rice tacos. But still, random musings like that one show me just how feral I’ve become.

 

At a certain point I realized, after the fact, that several of my vertical adventures had distinct insect “themes.” By this I mean not just bugs in general but some specific variety of six-legged vermin that I had to contend with in the middle of a climb.

My first insect-themed event: Attacked by Ants

I’d just rapped from the top of the three-pitch Regular Route on Pharaoh’s Beard. (Got pretty haired on a first pitch but that’s another story.) Before heading down to the truck, on the off chance of finding something else to do, I took a stroll along the base of the cliff band. Lo and behold: on a clean, seventy degree slab, there’s this shallow dihedral split by a nice-looking hand-size crack. (My fav!) Not too steep. This route, if it was a route, didn’t appear to be getting much traffic—no chalk marks; no bolts or fixed pitons to be seen. The crack itself started thirty feet off the deck atop a sloping ledge, then pinched off at another ledge maybe a hundred and thirty feet up. I’m pretty good at judging a crack’s difficulty just through visual inspection and this one looked 5.8ish; maybe 5.9 at the last where the rock got a bit steeper. If there were no fixed anchors already in place at the top, I could easily rappel from a small tree. It looked doable. 

I geared up. The first moves were hard; solid 5.10. (Basically, a boulder problem.) Clearly, no one had passed this way in a long time: I had to scrape moss and lichen off some of the holds and the ledge itself was buried under soil hummocks covered with layers of pine needles and fallen debris. The crack took off from the left side of this dirt-pile, starting out as a trough that gradually morphed into a classic, straight-up dihedral. 

One problem: the soil-covered ledge was teeming with Yosemite’s ubiquitous “oak ants”—a species notorious for going absolutely berserk when disturbed. Oak ants will attack anything that moves and, to make matters worse, emit a foul-smelling odor when they’re pissed off. You typically don’t have to deal with these little buggers on established routes, for two reasons. One: even moderately popular climbs are stripped of all soil and vegetation so there’s not much in the way of ant-sustenance or potential nest sites. The other reason is that cracks and handholds on well-traveled routes are caked with the powdered gymnast’s chalk climbers use to keep sweaty hands and fingers dry. Oak ants’ bodies are laced with formic acid. Gymnastic chalk is powdered calcium carbonate—a very “basic” (that is, alkaline) substance. Anyone who’s taken high school chemistry knows that mixing acids and bases causes a violent reaction. Accordingly, ants absolutely loathe the stuff. For them, hiking across stretches of chalk-encrusted granite must feel like walking barefoot on red-hot coals. 

But here I was in unsullied wilderness: veritable ant heaven. The ledge’s residents, by now well aware of my presence, mobilized for action. They were already launching off my boot-tops so it was time to get a move on. 

The first bit was easy and I made rapid progress. Unfortunately, it was obvious right away that this choice handcrack was the ant version of an eight-lane freeway. There was a steady stream of two-way traffic inside the crack with numerous off-ramps leading out onto the faces on either side. Each time I’d pull a hand out of the crack to reset it higher up there were several ant combatants attached—pincers sunk into thin skin on the back of the hand; others, trying to get purchase on my leathery digits. By this time it was too late to turn back. I haven’t a clue whether it’s by scent or through vibration or some other insect-sense, but every time I so much as touched the rock all the ants in the immediate vicinity dropped what they were doing and waged war. An oak ant army came after me in true kamikaze-fashion—giving no quarter, asking no quarter. Banzai!

So this is how it went: each time I pulled a hand out of the crack there’d be several glommed on. These got wiped off on the rock or on my pants. I’d try to brush off the new assailants crawling up my pants legs and even tried blowing them off of my upper arms but that didn’t work too well. A few got under my shirt and were biting tender parts. Their ammonia-like stench filled the air. (Fortunately, it doesn’t bother me all that much.) The entire pitch went like this, one move at a time. When the angle steepened near the end, the crack did indeed turn 5.9 so for the last few moves I had to focus and gave up on trying to defend myself. I pulled up onto the ledge with that familiar wave of relief mixed with mild exaltation. But this time around, kicking back and taking in the surroundings and letting that expansive sense of gratitude wash over me—standard summit fare—wasn’t an option. Before uncoiling the ropes I tried to rid myself of hangers-on but fresh troops were already advancing. Rappelling, my right hand shucked ants off the trailing ropes like corn off a cob. That was a fast exit.

Back on firm terra, there was more de-anting to be done. I’d stashed my stuff near the base and they were all over my pack and inside my shoes. Well—all in all, if not strictly fun, that was an interesting excursion; an old school adventure-climb with a Welcome to the Wild Kingdom twist.     

 

My next insect-themed episode—call it, Mauled by Mosquitoes—took place the following day on a route near the base of Cascade Falls. Mosquitoes haven’t been much of a problem up to now but on this day, in this place, they reigned supreme. 

            My plan was to try and get up Golden Needles—a two-pitch crack in a giant corner. The guidebook description made it sound like just my kinda thing but I’d never seen the route in person. This was one of the first really warm days and it was quite humid as well. On the approach, wearing nothing but shorts and an old T-shirt, I was dripping sweat. The bloodsuckers zeroed in. 

            This encounter wasn’t particularly dramatic. Nor was it cause for serious distress, seeing as how I spend my summers living next to a mile-long meadow and have learned by now to endure mosquitoes with a degree of stoicism. Evidently, a new crop had just emerged from those swampy bogs down by the river and hundreds of them, seeking the source of all that CO I was emitting, gathered ‘round me in a diffuse cloud—so many of them I could hear the high-pitched whine of a thousand wings. 

At the base I booted up. The climb started out as a double-crack on one wall of the near-vertical dihedral. I was at their mercy from the get-go; completely defenseless. So they had their fill, going for my arms, legs, back, neck, shoulders, face; anything exposed. My sweat-soaked T-shirt was no barrier—they bit right through it. At least there were no ants to deal with this time. 

Reaching the belay I took a brief rest, waving a hand about my face all the while. 

I started up the second pitch but up ahead it looked harder than expected so I downclimbed to the anchor and rappelled. After pulling the ropes, I noticed that my right thigh was smeared with blood. Searching for hitherto unfelt abrasions and finding none, it gradually dawned on me: the blood was from all those times I’d leaned into the right wall of the corner for added friction and in doing so crushing bloated mosquitoes mid-gorge. Well, I hope they enjoyed their last meal. There’s no telling how many times I got bitten. Lucky for me, for some reason I don’t get the itchy red welts—fresh bites tingle for a minute or two and then they’re gone. It’s possible that having been bitten about a million times has made me immune.

 

A third insect-themed climb—let’s call this one, They Fell from the Sky—came a week later. I’d been psyching myself up for some time to try a forgotten climb on Lower Brother: the left-side route on Absolutely Free Pinnacle. Up to this time I’d never tried to solo, much less on-sight solo, a multi-pitch route with this much hard climbing involved (two solid 5.9 pitches and two 5.8s). Not much off the vertical. On the devious 4th class approach I was more tense than usual. But the oracle had spoken; I was going for it. 

            Starting up the first pitch, right off I felt something raining down—some sort of particulate matter. Dirt or grains of sand getting blown off a ledge? I didn’t pay it much heed at first but as the pelting of what felt like grains of rice continued, something finally clicked. Oh, yeah—it’s those “kamikaze-bugs.” Bristletails, they’re called. I’d experienced this once or twice before but nothing like this—not as a continuous bug-shower.

            Bristletails are a type of primitive wingless insect related to silverfish (inoffensive creatures typically found among piles of old books and magazines). Bristletails superficially resemble silverfish but are strictly outdoor dwellers. Unlike their cousins, bristletails can leap impressive distances. The kind that live around Yosemite are a mottled grayish-brown color—a motif that is all but invisible on both granite and forest floor. From up close, though, they have this exquisite, multihued iridescent sheen. Bristletail locomotion is very distinctive: a loose-jointed scuttle broken up by minuscule, nearly imperceptible pauses. This gives their slinky-slithery way of moving about a weird, stroboscopic sort of effect—mesmerizing to watch.

At the first good rest spot I had a chance to look around. And there they were, all around me. Hundreds. Virtually invisible, but with so many moving at any given time, the rock surface seemed to be moving. (Unless you’re tripping on mushrooms or LSD, solid rock generally holds still when you look at it.) Wow. After a minute I pressed on. 

And here’s how it went: when I’d reach for the next hold or jam, the approach of this foreign object—my hand—provoked all those nearby to flee; presumably towards safety. On this near-perpendicular rock face, “fleeing” meant launching themselves into space. Of course, once I got going there was little time to dwell on being pelted by bugs. Twice, I reached stances where it was possible to stop for a quick breather. Hanging off one arm, I’d shake out my pumped forearms in turn. Each time I switched out one of my hands, down they’d come; bouncing off my sweaty corpus. Not a real bother since they don’t land in your hair or crawl down your shirt—they just keep on going. So you don’t feel infested, which is nice.

Considering that my being there posed no mortal threat, this leaping-off-the-rock thing seemed a bit of an…overreaction. After all, scurrying to the nearest hiding place is the preferred plan for defenseless creepy crawlies everywhere. For a creature so impeccably camouflaged, freezing in place would work really well. But bristletails are endlessly on the move; holding still is not their forte. Nor is slinking away and hiding. Instead, the mere proximity of an outstretched arm triggers their jumping instinct. Which, as it happens, may not be such a bad thing seeing as how these critters can fall any distance without suffering injury. The slightest updraft might safely deposit one on a nice ledge. Or out in the forest. Wherever a bristletail lands, I imagine it would do fine. But for me, clinging tenaciously to an almost vertical rock face with big exposure: given my circumstances, the very thought of blindly leaping—leaping, not to certain death, but instead to safety and security…. 

And I did think about it, oh yes. Which resulted in an indescribable, almost cellular-level revulsion. Thinking about it also made me feel ponderous and heavy. Without a doubt, were I up on El Cap with two thousand feet of nothing but air beneath my feet, they’d scatter and fly just the same. The ride down would take a little longer, that’s all. 

 Contemplating that made me almost dizzy. You see, climbing unroped both narrows and expands one’s focus. It amplifies and intensifies. Any old thing can take on existential overtones when it’s just you and the rock and eternity.

 

One last incident that, technically, shouldn’t be lumped in with the others since it involved mites. (Mites aren’t insects—they’re arachnids.)

A few days later I went back to Absolutely Free Pinnacle to try the seldom-done but classic Center Route. On the rock, it was still raining bristletails. 

            I was at a rest stance. Breathing deep…calming the mind. Just above my stance I noticed a thin stream of moisture flowing down the rock; last vestige of runoff from the recent rains. An out-of-place color caught my eye. Something moving. Something red.

Red velvet mites are minute, vibrantly colored spider-relatives that feed on other tiny, crawling-creeping things and those creatures’ even tinier eggs and young. They generally live underground but come out en masse after the first heavy spring rains. Velvet mites would be invisible were they colored like bristletails. Instead of being camouflaged, they’re a shimmering crimson red; legs and antennae, too—a warning to would-be predators that velvet mites taste awful. (Apparently, velvet mites are so foul-tasting that they lack predators.) Their body is covered with a dense coat of silky hair, giving them that velvety shimmer. Under a magnifying glass they’re really quite beautiful but it’s hard to get a close-up look. Like bristletails, velvet mites never sit still.

            They were everywhere. But what first caught my eye was the hundreds of mites lined up along the length of that inch-wide seep—both sides. Apparently, mites get parched from all that running around and need a good long drink from time to time. They were coming in to water like a herd of thirsty cattle. Scores of them, going and coming, coming and going. Lapping it up. There were no empty slots; the latest arrivals had to muscle their way in. From my viewpoint, just inches away, it seemed as if I were observing the scene from a helicopter, a thousand feet off the ground…as if I were peering down on a herd of bright-red water buffalo gathered alongside a muddy watercourse on some African savannah. It was a little…disorienting. Again: normal sensibilities and perceptions get altered when your very life depends on fingertips and toes and having a cool head. This is one of the reasons I solo—it helps me see the world through new eyes. Everyday things sparkle and glow.

 

 

                  ©2025 Tim Forsell                                           15 May 1989, 24 Mar 2025